By leah jones
High stress environments do not usually yield great results as some may believe. Cutting the tension at work is important to boost morale and, in turn, productivity.
Be the funniest co-worker and create a light-hearted environment by cracking one of these clean jokes of the day for work.
Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a couple of days off. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
I told my boss three companies were after me... He asked which companies and I said, "Gas, electric and water." How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That’s a hardware problem.
Why did the computer show up late to work? It had a hard drive. I stayed up one night wondering where the sun was. Finally, it dawned on me.
My computer beat me at chess... But it was no match for me at kickboxing. Why did the employee bring a ladder to work? Because they heard the job was going to the next level.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven’t got a gig yet. How does a tree get online? It logs in. What do dentists call x-rays? Tooth pics.
I have a fear of elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid them. How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
When does a joke become a "dad" joke? When it becomes apparent. My boss told me to have a good day… So I went home.
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism where they serve a light sentence. What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad.
What do biologists wear to work on casual Fridays? Genes. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.
What's the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big fortune. Why did the employee get a job at the bakery? He kneaded dough.